Why metalheads are stupid




















In an extraordinarily elegant passage, Metal Sucks ' Emperor Rhombus explains the finds as evidence that "metalheads are grateful. From the outside, it may seem metal's ferocious barrage of screams could be a perfect recipe for inciting anger and violence. After deliberately provoking their participants by having them describe angry memories from their life, researchers had participants cool off by either listening to their favorite metal or silence.

The metal listeners became as tranquil as tattooed Buddhas. Silence did calm participants, but it could not reinvigorate to the same degree metal could. In other words: Fuck silence. Several personality studies of musical taste groups show that metalheads have far greater emotional stability than pop music fans.

Researchers at the University of Texas at Austin stated the following about about listeners of "intense and rebellious" music: "Interestingly, despite previous findings that this dimension contains music that emphasizes negative emotions, individuals who prefer music in this dimension do not appear to display signs of neuroticism or disagreeableness.

Overall, individuals who prefer intense and rebellious music tend to be curious about different things, enjoy taking risks, are physically active and consider themselves intelligent. A study from the University of Westminster found similarly that metalheads tend to be open-minded and have a high need for uniqueness. They tend to have lower self-esteem than other genres; however, the study's authors write, the "catharsis afforded by heavy metal may, in turn, help boost self-worth and promote positive self-evaluations among those with otherwise low self-esteem.

Metal fans also may be more skeptical of institutional authority and have higher standards for their music than other fans. Sex addict? And a Criminal? Yeah, they took part in all of that. What's next, then? I don't know, maybe a nuclear war?!!! Save this lost planet, Jesus!!! Bring back Dinosaurs once again.

Atleast they don't make new genres like Pornogrind and fk around with people with such shitty music. If we had voted for Hillary Clinton, she might've taken into consideration of the Obama's Healthcare for all the innocent children with the hearing aid for FREE!

Metalheads are in need of God's grace and mercy, because they are dying in the hot sun. For what? For that damn filthy music like Behemoth who wears fake makeup and wants to rape someone with his guitar. Shoutout to all the rappers and pop musicians who made it there. Only metal sucks and not pop.

You hear me!? I like Nickleback and John Legend too. I'm sensitive and I need sweet music for my ears. Slayer yeah that! I hope there won't be any Third World War. Please let's hope that there's peace. In the midst of all the chaos about which music will save and all, let's stay Human for this life and not like Corey Taylor who acted tough in front of Baron Corbin which was not so cool. Btw, Corey was cute and needs to go read a newspaper every morning while playing Sunday School Kids songs on the player.

Then, the world will be a better place. Metalheads really suck the shit out of everybody's ass. They need to stop being edgy and start living confident as a human. Why can't they listen to this. Thanks for reading my most stupid blog ever. I guess I'm lost in my own self.

Thanks for caring. Btw, watch some documentaries instead of edgy metal movies which can make you edgy too! No seriously! Whether you are serious about this blog or not you couldn't be more accurate about what you're talking about here. This website saves cookies to your browser in order to improve your online experience and show you personalized content.

Read our Privacy Policy and Cookie Policy to get more information and learn how to set up your preferences. Instead it manages to be challenging and uncommercial, exactly the kind of thing a kid who stands apart from the mainstream would find appealing. It's noisier than it ever was and it takes effort to understand it. If you're a Mensa member whose best friend is a book of scientific equations then it's no surprise that you might fall in love with a band whose rhythmic tendencies are the musical equivalent of Einstein's theory of relativity.

The popular perception, though, still suggests otherwise. In my day job as features writer for Kerrang! But plenty more have been just the opposite. What is more striking, though, is the assumption from outside that anyone associated with the genre is brick thick. It doesn't matter that in recent years Atlanta band Mastodon have released an album based on Herman Melville's Moby Dick or that Californian band Thrice have written music inspired by the Thomas Pynchon novel V.

What matters is that people who like the Smiths are understood to be smart while people who listen to Slayer are reckoned to be otherwise.



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